There will be NO picture with this posting :) LOL
The other night while tucking Ethan in to bed, we had this convo (I wasn't gonna post it, but Kelly made me! ha ha ha):
E: Are those your boobs (pointing at tank top)
M: Yes, go to sleep
E: Can I touch them?
M: What??!!!! NO!! That's innapropriate! You don't touch any girl's chest! Go to sleep!
E: Why can't I?
M: I'm your mom! You don't touch girl's even your mom!
E: WHat about when I am a Daddy?
M: Ok, when you're married and a daddy you can. Go to sleep!
E: Do I have to ask you first?
M: WHAT?! NO! You have a long time till your married. Go to sleep!
E: So when I'm a Daddy I can touch your boobs?
M: NO ETHAN! You can NEVER touch MY boobs!!!!!!!!!
E: Who's will I touch?
M: YOUR WIFE! (did I just say that??? AWKWARD!))
E: Who will that be?
M: I don't know, one day you'll get married to someone you love.
E: I'm gonna marry you!
M: ME? You can't marry me, I'm your mom.
E: Nope, I'm gonna marry you. I want Daddy to come home.
M: Me too buddy.
E: Does he touch your boobs?
M: GOOD NIGHT ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, this is definitely payback to Jason and his "curiosity" at 5 yrs old as well! THANKS BABE! :)
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